My small, but still worthy page for Pain and Panic!
Like I said, every "Hercules"-character has a special place in my heart. (I'll manage a page for Phil soon) And these two are Hades' idiotic henchmen, Pain and Panic. The names don't really catch the characters, do they? Pain and Panic are just...dumb, incompetent klutzes. But that's what they're really good and funny at. Feeding baby Herc mortal and killing him was their first task to do. Oh well...they fail, and kinda shiver when they're only THINKING of what Hades would do if he found out! They'll experience it sooner or later, Herc is maybe a little naive, but knows how to get into the spotlight. Most of the time Pain and Panic hang around with Meg and Hades, with a great sense for disturbing and annoying. They try to keep themselves in good light, for working for Hades is the only thing they can think of. The design...it's simple, but more catching then the names. There isn't much else to say about their characters, they're probably the best shapeshifters, but one thing I noticed and loved about Panic (the blue, thin one) was his incredible tending to nervousness. By the way, Panic is kinda neat at all!
Top Ten of their quotes:
10: Panic: Look at that! He's...changing. Can we do it now?!
Pain: No, no, no! He has to drink the whole potion! Every last drop!
9: Panic: Oh, I'm sorry. I can handle it!!
8: Panic: Oh! They're there!
7: Pain: Pain... Panic: And Panic! Both: Reporting
for duty!
6: Both: We are worms! Worthless worms!
5: Pain: Who ya callin' a rodent, sister?? I'm a BUNNY!
4: Panic: Hercules...why does this name ring a bell? Pain:
Um, I don't know, maybe we owe him money?? Panic: Waitaminute..wasn't
Hercules the guy we were--supposed--to--Both: OH MY GODS!
3: Pain: This might be a different Hercules. Panic: Yeah!
I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays! Pain: Remember,
like, a few years ago every other boy was named Jason and the girls were
all named Brittany?
2: Panic: Now we did it! Zeus is gonna use us as target practice!
1. Panic: If. If is good...
